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although i think of aol themselves as being an undead dot-com-era-zombie, i came across the golden brain awards (recognition for the outstanding achievement in zombiism).  its kind of like the nobel peace prize or the emmys but for zombies.
my favorite winner was larry king, who won “Zombie Who Has Successfully Infiltrated the Human World Award”.  [...]

so the ‘news’ got out the other day that jim webb wrote some sexually charged scenes in his novels. some of them were pretty fucked up, in particular, one involving a young boy. what the damn media doesn’t seem to be reporting on, however is the fact that these were WAR novels and [...]

so a couple days  ago i finished reading the 13th and final book of lemony snicket’s a series of unfortunate events.
wow.  i mean holy crap that was amazing. the whole series had some awesome themes about peer pressure and false senses of safety and security and religion and so on.  but wow, the end really [...]

i just love it when i find combinations of multiple things i love. like coffee and beer, whiskey and women, now i have found haunted horror hot sauces (gotta love that alliteration!). The hot sauces come complete with a hand made cedar casket, fake maggots (try to say that three times fast), awesome [...]

i always thought it was scary how much money some people will spend on a handbag. but when your $1000+ purse looks like tarman from return of the living dead, youre just an idiot.

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i came across this awesome comic today, and it pretty much sums up everything i think about the whole ‘immigration debate’ thing.  in short, the ‘illegals’ are  here because they are escaping horrible, corrupt, crime ridden, impoverished conditions in their own country.  they want to come to america and be productive, hard working members of [...]